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Saturday, 04 July 2009
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Wild Child (The Movie) + Super glam Ideas.
Wild Child - I watched it yes-day w/stacey+bridget. Its totally cool with all the awesome music and totally hot wild-child dance moves it kinda made me realize how ulitmately boring and LOE (lack of excitement) school is for me and some of the girls. Its like theres ZERO scandelicious gossip left in the school, heck! the world for that matter (Except the sudden tragic death of MJ r.i.p) Darlings, you've all got to lighten up. Seriously. By the way, my new dream is having a totally cool super BIG (as in mega big) closet filled with shiny glitter-girl clothes. But then I realized that if I'm ever going to do that I'll either need to marry the prince or magically become Paris Hilton <3
Super Glam Ideas - Hey ladies ever wondered how cool a Louis Vuitton photo album would be? They already have note books rights, so why not photo albums? OKAY so heres the best part, thanks to the oh-so-fab me there is such a thing! Pictures up tomorrow!
XOX
Lipstick_mafia
Thursday, 18 June 2009
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Super annoying old ladies
So heres the bitch :
Its a monday morning, everyones already naturally pissed off. I get on the bus and take the nearest sit that I can find. Now remember, its a bloody monday morning, the bus is loaded (with strange school girls with belly button piercing, dont ask how I got to know that).
Then she comes, this super annoying old lady. She used her umbrella to pretend that she was "disabled" and gave me that "get-off-the-seat-for-the-disabled-old-lady" look. I roll my eyes, turn to my mother and said (loud enough for her to hear) "the sign says let seats to the disabled not old annoying hag bags with umbrellas".
This was the most satisfying phrase of the day, (sort of like the soup of the day but with ,much more sass and flavor) too bad for her.
XOX,
Lipstick_mafia.
Tuesday, 02 June 2009
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Currently
America's Next Top Model - Cycle 1
By Adrianne Curry, Yoanna House, Tyra Banks, Jay Manuel, Nigel Barker
see relatedFacebook Notifications piss me off.
Its a tuesday morning, I'm logging into facebook. I have 23 notifications, Most from "crush" or they start with "Your friend took the _____ Quiz! Take it now!". The other important ones are injected somewhere in the midst of all that trash. (LADY, I'm trying to find the photo of which I'm drunk in ; I Don't bloody care about trisha taking some colour Quiz! Point Proven)
After (finally) finding the photo I started to beg my friend janet to delete the photo which had "un-glam moments" written all over it. someone call 911 please. Halfway into writing on her wall about this majorly U.G.L.Y photo of myself, Deko conveniently decided to start a conversation. GUESS WHAT? when your engaged in a conversation, you are not able to comment or in this case rant about anything on your friend's walls.
Enough Said, I'm out.
XOX, Lipstick_mafia
Monday, 01 June 2009
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Currently
The Devil Wears Prada
By Lauren Weisberger
see relatedDear, Super-bestfriend
Dear Super-Bestfriend,
We haven't been talking much lately,
I understand your busy.
But, I just wanted to say I miss you.
The world needs a superhero,
Just like you.P.s I love you.
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Dummies guide to becoming an ultimate bitch.
Step ONE:
In the morning your makeup and hair would be done to perfection, OH NO! you stop curling your hair and stare at yourself in the mirror ; you missed last night's episode of Gossip Girl! Urgh, the horror! You call the girls and insist that they tell you all about it. After they spill about the latest gossip and info on Gossip Girls you jump around the room in a high pitched scream 'OMGOMGOMG!"
step TWO:
You walk with passion, 8-inch heels in hot red. Material Girls (By hillary Duff) playing inside your head, you walk over to the Clique. Flick your hair and strike a pose. Your crush walks by you smile and wave, he notices your chanel lipgloss. SCORE!
step THREE:
GOSSIP and possibly BACKSTAB. Thats the two traits of every typical Bitch. The clique shares a table and talks about the latest gossip and backstabs every possible girl that isn't on the table (ending each of the insults by rolling her eyes.)
Enough said, I hate bitches.
XOX, Lipstick_mafia
lipstick_mafia
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